fate fell short this time
hello, i'm allison.

mister-sullivan:

oh my perfect.

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

gregdaviss:

why eat pussy when you can eat a raw potato 
o-dyssea:


prisonerofchildhoodmemories:


stephtheawesome:

to-be-brave:

sshithappenss:


The difference between Freedom & Slavery is one thin line.

woah.

genius. 

Message received.






One of the most mindfucking genius pictures on Tumblr. God bless the person who did this

I need to rant:

1) WHY DO GIRLS THINK THAT CAMEL TOE IS OKAY?

2) This girl on twitter always posts about how she hates her boyfriend and they break up like everyday but the next hour they’re back together and it’s just so fucking annoying.

3) I’m tired and why the fuck do I always have to be up this early?

The End.

richieepicness:

So this Happened.

morsmorde:

johnzilla87:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

Holy crap! 

i just shit basically

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

I wish one of two things, either that Victoria’s Secret would carry my bra size or that my boobs were a fucking normal size.

holyharam:

….and lynse showing white kids across the United States and Canada how to Bankhead bounce

Jared died ):

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.