fate fell short this time
hello, i'm allison.

fools-word:

This was so much better than I expected it to be.

derickjames:

I Want To Believe

peanutbrittleapplepie:

digg:

This little kid is NOT happy that his mom is pregnant. [Video via]

THIS IS EXASPERATING oh my god I am in love I want him ahhahahahahahaha

skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

applebeveragesaur:

milkpunk:

Doge was just a reincarnation of Lolcats. Peasant was a reincarnation of n00b. Screwing up emoticons is essentially just newfag can’t triforce again. Memes are cyclical. The resurrection of Rickrolling coincided with the resurrection of other old memes like ironically liking Shrek. The return of old memes is merely part of the natural evolution, until one day the master meme will rise from the shadows.

and then all your base will belong to him

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

releasings:

writinginlove:

The first gay marriage proposal in the White House. An active duty U.S. Marine Corps captain made history over the weekend by becoming the first gay man to pop the question to his partner at the White House.
In the photo: Matthew Phelps proposing to his partner, Ben Schock. Congrats to the couple, and may their journey be happier than ever.

this is beautiful to see
kittychat:

hastilyassembled:

Forever reblog.

OMG